my sisters under your porch take her home
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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