your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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