All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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