She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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