Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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