i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
How external is "for external use only"?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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