I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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