yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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