You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize
