You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Randomize
