On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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