watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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