Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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