This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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