I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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