we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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