How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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