Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Someone came in the potted fern
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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