been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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