Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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