check it out our google latitudes are spooning
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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