Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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