ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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