i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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