My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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