I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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