I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Me. At least after what I've been through.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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