She announced her abortion via fbk
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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