and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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