whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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