People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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