Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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