We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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