i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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