But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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