she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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