I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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