Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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