have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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