no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
