were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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