We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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