So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
The ass gains better be worth it
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