The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she smelled like a LAN party
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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