I wannas sexs uuuuu
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Is it because I queefed?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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