Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
