Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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