I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i think my mom watched the whole time
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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