i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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