I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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