It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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